Quotes Jenna says to my face

* usually without any provocation

Try This

Context

Proceeds to drop a piping hot cabbage roll from the oven into my hand

You are a waste of space

Context

Inspired by Alexa

He just likes watching people get fat

Context

Eating a ice cream sandwich

You should go see a doctor

Context

Can't tell if caring or insulting

Then I realized he got nailed...

Context

Slo pitch

Drop a deuce

Context

Out of excitement or revenge

This is the last one

Context

Proceeds to grab a second Oreo

shit balls

Context

This happens everywhere

Nope, no way. That is impossible.

Little F*er

Context

no context

Nooooooooo

I hate the rain... If it rains I am blaming you.

Context

(thank god it didn't rain... much)

RUN FASTER

Context

After hitting a foul ball